Ok, no voy a adelantar nada, solo voy a poner esta delicia de conversación con algunos incisivos comentarios de mi parte. Enjoy!
00600100164: Thank you for contacting the Mexico Tourism Board. My name is Gerardo. How may I help you?
ENGLISH Visit Mexico - Chat: Can you tell me what sets mexico apart from other spanish-speaking countries?
00600100164: Of course, I will be more than glad to assist you with this. In which sense do you refer by Mexico being different from other Spanish-speaking countries?
ENGLISH Visit Mexico - Chat: Their culture
00600100164: Mexico is different from the other Spanish-speaking countries in many senses. For example, the cultural influences Mexico had has in the past are more much varied. We have had Spanish, African, and the great prehispanic cultures of the Aztecs, the Mayan and the P'urhepechas, just to name some.
00600100164: Also, in recent times, Mexico has experimented immigration from Lebanese, Chinese, Italian, Korean, Cuban.
00600100164: As well, the closeness to the United States has very much to do with the Mexican culture nowadays.
ENGLISH Visit Mexico - Chat: Are there special traditions or foods that are unique to mexico that is not found in other Spanish speaking countries?
00600100164: The Day of the Death is one of them. Unlike most western culture, Mexican culture celebrates death as part of life. One of the most popular and beautiful demonstration of this celebration takes place in Janitzio Lake, in the western central part of the country. This celebration is the first two days of November.
00600100164: This celebration can be called a syncretism between Catholic and Mexican indigenous religion.
00600100164: Excuse me madam, may I ask why do you need this information? I'm asking because is not usual that tourist make this kind of questions.
ENGLISH Visit Mexico - Chat: I am doing an indepth study of mexico for my spanish class <-----(osea... no soy Google niña, soy el Tourism Board)
00600100164: No problem madam.
ENGLISH Visit Mexico - Chat: can you give me some phrases in Spanish that are used in this country? <----- ("Chinga tu madre pendeja", eso es muuuuy mexicano)
ENGLISH Visit Mexico - Chat: phrases that would be good to use in my presentation?
00600100164: Sir, for this purpose, I recommend that you buy the book "Labyrinth of Solitude" of Octavio Paz. I suggest that you make special enphasis on the "Malinche's Children (Los Hijos de La Malinche)".
00600100164: Also, for gastronomic traditions of Mexico we suggest that you visit this link: http://www.visitmexico.com/wb/Visitmexico/Visi_gastronomia_en_mexico
00600100164: Anything else I can assist you with?
(Diez minutos después)
00600100164: Madam, since I have no response, I am obliged to drop the chat. However, I suggest that you get in touch through our toll free number or visit our official website: www.visitmexico.com. Have a good night.
THE NEXT DAY
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ENGLISH Visit Mexico - Chat: i need help find ing information about the mexican culture for a project can you help me ? <-----(ay dios... ¿tu otra vez?)
00600100146: Thank you for contacting the Mexico Tourism Board, my name is Gerardo. How may I assist you?
ENGLISH Visit Mexico - Chat: i just told you <------ (osea, ya lo tenías tecleado y nomás le diste Enter cabrona)
00600100146: Of course, but before I provide you with the information may I know your name just to address you properly? <--- (Mínimo para poder mentarte la madre, in an appropiate manner)
ENGLISH Visit Mexico - Chat: o ok my name is tammy sorry i thoughtyou were a recording
00600100146: No problem Ms. Tammy. What specific information you need?
ENGLISH Visit Mexico - Chat: i need to know of any special traditions or foods that are unique to mexico that are not found in other spanish speaking countries
00600100146: Excuse me madam, but did you contacted us yesterday for this information?
ENGLISH Visit Mexico - Chat:
ENGLISH Visit Mexico - Chat: yes but you did not ever answer me back <--- (claro que si pendeja, no voy a estar atendiendote cuando quieras)
00600100146: Well, I'm sorry to hear that, madam. For traditional food of Mexico I suggest that you visit:
http://www.visitmexico.com/wb/Visitmexico/Visi_gastronomia_en_mexico
00600100146: The Day of the Death is one of the unique celebrations in Mexico. Unlike most western culture, Mexican culture celebrates death as part of life. One of the most popular and beautiful demonstration of this celebration takes place in Janitzio Lake, in the western central part of the country, within the State of Michoacán. This celebration is the first two days of November. This celebration can be called a syncretism between Catholic and Mexican indigenous religion
00600100146: Anything else I can assist you with Ms. Tammy?
ENGLISH Visit Mexico - Chat: yes i have asked for help i was givin this information yesterday i looked and it did not help me to set apart this country from any other please help meto understand what is so magnificent abouit this country besides the day of death
ENGLISH Visit Mexico - Chat: what would be a hightlight of visiting your country because i need more information
ENGLISH Visit Mexico - Chat: for you to get my money so far it is boring <--- (aqui pude haberla mandado a la chingada sin consecuencias laborales, pero... ay Gerardito... tan bueno tenías que ser)
00600100146: Well madam, in order to assist you better, I kindly ask you that you place specific questions on Mexican culture. Mexico is so diverse that it would be nearly impossible to describe it through a chat conversation. <--- (Obvio pendeja, no es tu rancho, we are far more complex than you are. Well... any country is)
00600100146: I can provide you with several websites of Tourism Boards of Mexican cities and states. For example, the official touristic website for Mexico City is http://www.mexicocity.gob.mx
ENGLISH Visit Mexico - Chat: ok well thanks where would you suggest i look to get nice photos of mexico
00600100146: We suggest that you visit our Media Warehouse. The website address is http://www.visitmexicopress.com/, here you will be able to download several poster-sized high quality pictures of Mexico. Also madam, I rembember that you were suggested with the book "The Labyrinth of Solitude" by Octavio Paz. This book is a compilation of essays that we assure you can make you understand better the Mexican Culture, so we really recommend that you read this book. <------ (Jajaja, se imaginan a una blondie cheerleader airhead leyendo a Paz? jajaja que risa... no mames)
ENGLISH Visit Mexico - Chat: that i was what ? <-- (My English turned out to be more educated than hers. How depressing)
00600100146: That I recommended you to read a book called "Labyrinth of Solitude", by Mexican writer Octavio Paz.
ENGLISH Visit Mexico - Chat: yes he did but i need more information then this refrence has given me
ENGLISH Visit Mexico - Chat: although it was a good book
00600100146: Well, you can visit the several official websites for Mexican cities and states. <----(Ay ya niña, vete a la verga, investiga por tu cuenta) State of Baja California: http://www.discoverbajacalifornia.com/
La Paz, Baja California Sur: http://www.vivalapaz.net/
Los Cabos, Baja California Sur: http://www.visitcabo.com/
State of Chiapas: http://www.chiapasturismo.gob.mx/
State of Chihuahua: http://www.ah-chihuahua.com/
State of Coahuila: http://www.secturcoahuila.gob.mx/
State of Colima: http://www.visitacolima.com.mx/
State of Jalisco: visita.jalisco.gob.mx
Morelia, Michoacán: http://www.visitmorelia.com/
Acapulco, Guerrero http://www.visitacapulco.com.mx/
State of Morelos: http://www.morelos-travel.com/
State of Nayarit: http://www.visitnayarit.com/
State of Nuevo León: http://www.turismomonterrey.com/
State of Oaxaca: http://www.aoaxaca.com/
State of Puebla: http://www.turismopuebla.com.mx/
State of Querétaro: http://www.venaqueretaro.com/
Cancun, Quintana Roo: http://www.cancun.info/
Riviera Maya, Quintana Roo: http://www.rivieramaya.com/
Cozumel Island, Quintana Roo: http://www.islacozumel.com.mx/
State of San Luis Potosí: http://www.descubresanluispotosi.com/
State of Sinaloa: http://www.sinaloa-travel.com/
State of Sonora http://www.gotosonora.com/
State of Tabasco: http://www.visitetabasco.com/
State of Tlaxcala: http://www.tlaxcala.gob.mx/
State of Veracruz: http://www.veracruzturismo.com.mx/
State of Yucatán: http://www.mayayucatán.com/
State of Zacatecas: www.turismozacatecas.gob.mx
00600100146: Those are practicaly all the States of Mexico. Anything else I can assist you with? <---- (Deja de estar chingando hija de tu reputa gringa madre!!!)
ENGLISH Visit Mexico - Chat: no thank you, you have been of great assistance
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ENGLISH Visit Mexico - Chat: thank you for your time
ENGLISH Visit Mexico - Chat: bye
00600100146: Thank you madam. Have a good night. <---- (Vaya, por fin)
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